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Blog II: Thinks I Think I Think – “A $72.00 Stimulus Package”

Posted October 27, 2009 @ 2:24PM

Blog II: Thinks I Think I Think –

“A $72.00 Stimulus Package”

Dear Windsor Rate Payers,

I write today to urge you to utilize your gracious tax payer rebate provided by your wise and esteemed city council in the most prosperous way possible … spend it on yourself and spend it in Windsor!

Where to spend my money? First things first … I need new clothes … no I should take my wife to dinner … no kids! No wait, take the wife and kids to dinner. Better yet a night out with the boy-z! Okay forget all that other stuff … why not a massage and a new self help DVD. Ya that’s it “stimulation to stimulate!”

This is harder than I thought and a real responsibility! Windsor’s economy could really use the economic stimulus and I – “naa we” have a civic duty to help our local economy. This is each of our responsibilities!

So where to spend the money $$$$?

Perhaps we should send it to the CUPE office and repay the workers for 101 day vacation. I think the county landfill will need to cover the overtime for all the extra rubbish dumped into their landfill. Or perhaps Major Francis would benefit from a return to sender (since the mailing of the 80,000 cheques will cost in excess of $70,000.00). Windsor Waist Disposal has costs to cover.

Wait hold the phone! The feds … that’s it we may best serve our country and our federal deficit by sending our cheques to Parliament Hill.

This is all too much. I’m thinking pizza and a case of beer might be about right.

At least that what I think I think.

What so you think??


JK
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James “JK” Kennedy

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